Retirement is an exciting time for new beginnings. It's also a bittersweet moment for all of us who know and love that person. But don't worry: we've got plenty of fun ideas for retirement messages that will make sure your coworker is laughing while they're crying!

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Some ideas

Maybe add some quotes or funny quips to spice up your message.

• Congratulations on leaving the job and not getting fired after missing so many deadlines!
• You’ve been a great boss and we all look forward to seeing how much better your life will be now that you don’t have to deal with us anymore.
• Retirement for you means you can finally do what you've always wanted: sit around and do nothing.
• It's going to be so nice to have someone else in charge of all your responsibilities.
• I'm sure you've got a lot of things planned for retirement: endless golf games, daily naps, and general relaxation. But I'm also sure that none of those things will be as satisfying as working here.

You can be funny without being too harsh in your retirement wishes for your coworker.

You can be funny without being too harsh in your retirement wishes for your coworker. You will want to strike a balance between being lighthearted and personal, but you don't want to cross the line into being mean, insulting, or offensive.

Conclusion

Now that you have seen some funny retirement message ideas for a card, it's time to start writing. Remember, the key to being funny is keeping it light and friendly. Don't be afraid to poke fun at yourself or others! It's all in good fun, after all.

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